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When I get back home, I’m going online to search for Hazmat suits.

I think it’s OK to murder a fetus. It’s at least ethically better than putting a child through the slow death of being unwanted.

My man side was guilt-tripping my white side, completely unaware that my man side was just as unfairly privileged as my white side.

It’s hard to imagine a crime grislier and more depressing than disposing of one’s newborn infant in the trash.

I think so, but under one condition—so long as everyone makes fun of everyone else all the fucking time until everyone finally gets over themselves and pulls their thumbs out of their asses. Deal?

I suspect it’s better to be raised by parents who have a sense of humor. But I wish I knew for sure.

A 17-year-old Virginia boy allegedly sexted a video of his erect peen to his 15-year-old girlfriend and is facing felony charges…

What’s far more startling—or, to some of us, far more hilarious—than his praise of Hitler is the manner in which he’s responded to critics.

Have TV shows, movies, school textbooks, and music created nearly as many so-called “misogynists” as bad mothers have?