The Dolphin Who Killed Himself Over A Broken Heart
As a famous civil-rights leader once said, the arc of the sexual universe is long, but it eventually bends toward dolphin suicide.
10 Grimly Ironic Texting-While-Driving Car Crashes
2,634 people have died in the USA so far this year as a result of texting while driving, which is 2,622 more than have died this year as a result of mass shootings.
The Difference Between Prejudice And Postjudice
“Prejudice” is a loaded and deceptive word, because it implies that if you were only to spend enough time around a given group of people, you’d love the hell out of them.
50 Tweets From #RedneckASong That Aren’t, Like, Racist Or Classist Whatsoever
Making fun of “rednecks” is a social-status game among whites—classism masquerading as moral superiority.
Justin Bieber Drops “N” Bomb, Apologizes With Bible Verses
I have news for you, Beebs—GOD IS BLACK.
800 Baby Skeletons Allegedly Found In Irish Septic Tank
“I had nightmares over it, I could see all the skulls, it’s like what you would see on the Discovery Channel.”
Two 12-Year-Old Girls Charged With Stabbing Classmate 19 Times To Appease “Slender Man”
They apparently thought he was real. And to prove their devotion to him, they allegedly plotted to kill another girl.
8 Cases Of Extreme Animal Cruelty That You Should Absolutely Not Read If You Love Animals
WARNING: The true stories documented herein are EXTREMELY graphic. If you have a weak stomach or a strong love for animals, you may want to skip this one entirely.
8 Birth Control Methods Of The Distant Past
For millennia, human females have attempted to avoid becoming totes preggers.
Elliot Rodger Obviously Didn’t Deal Very Well With Rejection
When a tornado passes through a town and rips everything in its path to bloody shreds, attempting to explain why it happened is not the same as blaming something for why it happened.