6 Things That Could Happen To You At Waffle House
Before you make the possibly life-altering decision to go and have a meal at Waffle House, I believe it is my duty as a reporter to inform you of what could happen.
I Feel That You Shouldn’t Tell Me How I Should Feel About My Feelings
Personally, I feel that my feelings should be more important to me than your feelings, no matter how you feel about it.
8 Types Of Selfies That Make You Look Like A Douche
If you take any of the following sort of selfies and post them publicly, you run the risk of people either silently thinking you’re a douche or openly declaring in front of the entire World Digital Court that you are a douche.
The First Time I Got High
When the steel pipe was passed to me, I took it, knowing that I was sinning.
Should Germans Be Allowed To Go Nude?
Sure, they may only be nude today. But tomorrow they may wake up and try to take over the world again.
19 Moms Who Killed Their Kids
Thirty-nine-year-old Megan Huntsman of Pleasant Grove, Utah, has allegedly confessed to fatally strangling and suffocating six of her newborn babies from 1996 to 2006.
Georgia Store Owner Draws Heat For Saggist, Homophobic Sign
There’s a deeper bigotry that isn’t being addressed here—the rampant societal discrimination against people who let their pants sag.
The Magical Mystical Replaceable Vagina!
Scientists are now able to grow vaginas in their laboratories and implant them in willing female patients.
Diversity = Division
Much of the public has unquestioningly embraced the mantra “Diversity is Strength.”
Mental Illness: A Flimsy Excuse?
Has “I’m mentally ill” become a modern secular version of “The Devil made me do it”?