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While lecturing me that I walk around with an invisible knapsack of privilege, you walk around with an invisible butt plug of sanctimony.

Blood is something you almost wish you could erase but can’t.

Math is political, and this includes the Western imperialist social construct known as geometry.

I will perform your gay wedding if you provide transportation expenses and suitable accommodations.

Xanax is designed to kill anxiety, which is precisely what makes it so dangerous. A little anxiety is good—even necessary.

Is God gay? If so, explain how he was able to have a son.

Did you forget to take your pills?

I use a Korean pansexual gay-rights activist and Obama cheerleader as a human shield.

At last count, two people are dead and nearly two dozen are injured as the result of some jerkoff drunk driver crashing through…

I think the largest obstacle to equality is the fact that people aren’t equal.