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It’s a good thing I’m going senile, because I can’t remember a winter worse than this one. I guess I’ve been…

The results are in: Fat people overeat because our fat-fearing society “fat-shames” them, which then causes them to overeat. This doesn’t…

Although Santa Claus doesn’t exist, I am nevertheless convinced that he is white. I take it as a matter of faith…

In 1972 comedian George Carlin famously delineated the “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” All seven words dealt with…

But working and creating are what raise us above mere animals. Work, not sex, is the main reason we ascended above the apes.

This is a picture of me looking happy as a hermaphrodite clam shortly after receiving a colonoscopy the other morning. My old…

They say the Unabomber was crazy, but he made sense when he warned that mass-prescribed mood-altering pharmaceuticals are evil precisely because they force you to tolerate situations which you’d naturally find intolerable.

If there’s any such thing as a fundamental human right, it should be the ability to choose when you kiss the world goodbye.

There are greater crimes than being cheesy—like, for example, being insufferable.

And my guts tell me that 100 years ago, you would have all been in white racist lynch mobs while I would have been the one crazy white guy in town trying to stop you.