Gary Ridgway: The Gruesome Story Of The Green River Killer
Biography: Who Was The Green River Killer? Gary Leon Ridgway was born in 1949 in Salt Lake City, Utah. According to…
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My blood is spraying everywhere…and I’m still high on acid.
No Need To Die Twice: Why I’ll Never Do Ketamine Again
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The Boy Who Wound Up Regretting That He Could Read Everyone Else’s Mind
These new mental powers could make Wilvert Teeter rich and famous, but he didn’t care about any of that. He just wanted to know for sure what other people were thinking about him.
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Whenever they write history books, it’s a miraculous coincidence that the bad guys always wind up losing. And what’s ironic is that by definition, those who win wars are not those with the best morals or the loftiest ideology, but those who are the better killers.
The Little Christmas Tree That Kept Catching On Fire
She hoped that this holiday season would be the first one in ten years where the tree didn’t burn to the ground before Christmas Day.
The Little Peasant Girl Whose Farts Healed The Sick
“It is her!” went up a shout from the crowd. “It is the miracle girl! It is the girl who can heal the sick by breaking wind!”
The Man Who Felt A Literal Pain In His Ass Whenever He Acted Like A Pain In The Ass To Someone
Garry Cubit was the worst kind of annoying person—the kind who had no idea he was annoying. If you acted annoyed, he’d act surprised, which was even more annoying.
The Woman Who Invented An STD For Men Who Didn’t Make Her Cum
There would be no cure for his disease. But for Fernita Chemise and the rest of the world’s unsatisfied women, the disease itself was the cure.
The Man Whose Penis Started Shooting Bullets One Day
As the morning desert sun began blasting in through the bedroom window of his small stucco cottage, Magnus Gompers started the day the way he always did—by masturbating in bed.