The Man Whose Cell Phone Started Texting Him Hostile Messages
To his tremendous discomfort, he realized the messages were being sent from his own number…to his own number.
The Day God The Father Decided He Wanted A Daughter, Too
One day God the Father was sitting up in heaven reading The Holy Bible, and he realized how patriarchal it all was.
The Man Whose Selfies Came To Life And Killed Him
It was all over in under a minute—less time than it usually took him to retouch a photo of himself.
The Man Who Gave People Cancer When He Shook Their Hand
“You came promising a cure, but instead you brought the disease.”
The Conjoined Twins Who Were Always Arguing About Politics
They shared the same heart, the same torso, the same ass, the same penis. What they didn’t share were any opinions. They couldn’t even toast a slice of bread without a vicious political argument breaking out.
The Man Whose Penis Shrank Every Time He Told A Lie
Rex rushed into a stall, locked the door, unbuckled his belt, and opened his pants. To his extreme dismay, he noticed his penis looked substantially smaller than normal.
The Woman Who Gave Birth Every Time She Went To The Bathroom
In the past three days, Iris had given birth three times—each time she’d gone to the bathroom to defecate.
LAKE OF BLOOD: German Teen Turns Himself In For ‘Dark Web’ Murders
The manhunt began the moment one of the observers notified police to say, “I have just seen a boy murdered on the Internet.”
The Man Who Woke Up One Morning With A Vagina In His Forehead
It was a summer morning like any other—except for the fact that when he looked in the bathroom mirror while splashing cold water on his face, Gregg Sandstone did not expect to see an adult human vagina occupying the center of his forehead.
The Girl Who Got A Nosebleed Every Time Someone Said Something Dumb
They were like zombies, but instead of eating her flesh, they’d walk up and say something dumb to her.