The Boy Who Was Born With His Head Up His Ass
They loved their son, even though they would probably never get to kiss him.
20 Anti-Motivational Quotes To Start The New Year
“Your mother’s biggest regret is you.”
Patton Oswalt Throws Down HARD For Hillary
Patton Oswalt and Thought Catalog’s Jim Goad agree on nothing. Watch Patton throw down hard for Hillary while discussing the upcoming election, globalization, social media, and more.
A Brief, Handy Guide To Prison Slang Of The Pacific Northwest
Learn how to talk like an ex-con without ever having to go to prison!
30 Classically Creepy Cannibal Killers
“And now I was getting the feeling that I was actually achieving this perfect inner connection through his flesh. The flesh tastes like pork but stronger.”
12 Nightmares That Were So Bad, I Still Remember Them
When I was very young—around three—I’d kneel in front of my bed every night and beg God to stop giving me “the bad dreams.” He didn’t listen….
If You Came From A Happy Family, I Probably Hate You
If you came from a happy family, I don’t think we’re going to get along very well. We might as well be speaking different languages. Or wearing different gang colors. Or living on different planets.
Why Pit Bulls Are The Best Kissers
The best fighters and lovers are always the most passionate ones.
13 Famous April Fools’ Pranks That Prove People Are Way Too Gullible
April 1, 2004: Oprah Winfrey becomes the fourth member of the Holy Trinity.
There’s A Bomb Inside My Brain
The scariest thing about having a seizure is that you never remember it.