How To Give Break-Up Advice When You Don’t Really Have Any Exes
Helping a friend through heartbreak is the worst, especially when your romantic past looks a little something like Luke Skywalker’s home on Tatooine.
Helping a friend through heartbreak is the worst, especially when your romantic past looks a little something like Luke Skywalker’s home on Tatooine.
The main reason you venture outside to grab coffee or lunch is to eavesdrop on as many strangers as possible. Not to, you know, drink coffee.
“How much money does a partner need to earn for them to be ‘romantic’ instead of abusive? Asking for a friend.”
Could your love of sitcoms BE any stronger??
“No. No no no no. Don’t talk to me right now.”
Listen to inspiring music. Get pumped up! YOU CAN DO THIS! You’ve got the eye of the tiger! Nothing’s gonna stop you now! You’re gonna write the shit out of this!
Actually finishing an entire tube of chapstick.
“One more episode? One more episode.”
“Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee”
So get together with your friends, turn on this playlist, sit back, and revel in these last few weeks of the life you’ve known.