I’m Overweight (And You Probably Are Too)
Hi. My name is Justin DeMarco and I’m overweight.
Hi. My name is Justin DeMarco and I’m overweight.
“Are we still on for today?”
The problem with dating is that you have to go on a first date prior to any future ones.
But what happens to those children when they become adults? Instead of giving up on playing sports all together, they find like-minded individuals and create a team or join one.
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How many of you remember your grandparents sneaking sugar packets, breadsticks, or crackers into their takeout bags, Members Only jackets, or pocketbooks when you ate out?
Why do we have to get up so early if we want to eat breakfast?
“What do you do?” Bill’s friend asked. “I’m a writer,” I said.
When you’re a little brother, your first enemy is your big sister.
Don’t lose all of your money and dignity before everyone officially arrives. There’s more to come.