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The apartment you lived in your first year out of school, the walk-up with a view of the street.

Finding the right roommate is of utmost importance. You’ll be sharing a living space, a bedroom wall, and on one or two drunken nights whether you realize it or not, a toothbrush.

But let’s just focus on the Rudolph story. His pronounced nose makes him unsuitable for Santa’s racially-pure sled team,

There’s no better way to show off your education than by peppering your dialog with a few impressive-sounding words.

As it turns out, their sweet potato fries aren’t actually made with the starchy vegetable — they’re just regular fries with added sugar and a spot of orange food coloring. Sweet, potato fries.

But don’t worry too much about where you’re going to live. You’ll be spending most of your time right here — in traffic.

Avoid exercise when you’re tired.

Many states placed their capitals far from major cities, like Albany in New York, so that government officials wouldn’t be affected by business interests. That’s actually interesting, right? All most of us learned from the state capitals was that education is entirely trivial. And that Albany exists.