5 Horrifying Things We Make Kids Do
Doctors say children need more sleep than adults. That’s why, five days a week, we wake them up when the sun is still shining in China.
Doctors say children need more sleep than adults. That’s why, five days a week, we wake them up when the sun is still shining in China.
Our parents aren’t afraid of technology — they’re on Facebook, they’ve got cellphones — yet somehow they still use Internet Explorer 6. They still think “opening a tab” means drinking diet soda.
It can be hard to find a table with an outlet though, and I need one to plug in my MacBook Pro — there’s no point in meeting at a coffee shop if I can’t use my computer.
Read SkyMall; become convinced the key to happiness is a dedicated hot dog toaster.
Everyone I know looks like an uglier version of some celebrity.
Baseball players are highly trained and highly skilled athletes, capable of stunning feats of strength and precision. And many of them do it with a beer belly.
Ever since the dawn of civilization, 20-somethings have been united by their faith in one true goal. They keep this at the forefront of their minds by reciting the following mantra: I will find a job and not be a complete failure. I will find a job and not be a complete failure.