Live-Action Squirrel Erotica
Squirrel B is following behind Squirrel A’s ass.
10 Ways To Confront Cerebral Palsy
Viagra: A lot of people don’t know this but Viagra cures cerebral palsy.
The Irony Of Playing A Character
The amount of money and talent that goes into the production of music videos today is fascinating. Meanwhile, Hollywood is dying.
Suicide Hill
Sam runs down the hill, sliding mostly, a throaty call of panic lifting from his diaphragm.
The 3 Murphys
And I laughed, thinking that it would be funny if I banged Charlie Murphy.
A Meditation On Love Just In Time For International Women’s Day
He told me he wants someone SWEET who would be a good mother and I told him I wanted to die.
My Fantasy Draft For A Film Adaptation Of LYSISTRATA
It would open with two girls lounging. One girl looks like Lorde, like Malala Yousafzai but Lorde, definitely hot, no makeup. She’s like “Eff the war, eff the economy, everything sucks, guys are stupid. We need to wage war on males by not effing them.”
I JUST WATCHED THEATRE ABOUT DOV CHARNEY
One of my favorite things to do in the world is get extremely high and watch live theatre because the suspension of disbelief is like mega television.
The Pros And Cons Of The Rhythm Method Of Birth Control
Pro: You get to feel semen.
Update On Kara
My neck, in particular, it feels like muscles are squeezing together, I’ve been stopping to stretch like a snake.