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Glow. Use luminizer on your upper cheekbones and down your nose so you look glowy and sunkissed, just like a Kardashian. It’s very, very minor contouring.

Turn of ALL lights when you’re not in that room. This is basic knowledge, but so many of my friends don’t do this. Turn your lights off when you leave the house!

You should have dishes that accumulate in your sink because you’re too busy being wonderful, or having a wonderful time.

DON’T wear a complicated outfit. You’ll be drinking, therefore you’ll be peeing.

I’m sure he kills the spiders for you now, or you tangle them up in the bristles of a broom. I’m not there to do it, but you don’t have to face your fears alone.

Learn how to blow out my own hair. HAHA. False. This will never happen. But I can give it a try.

Thinking you’re getting a “deal” at a store like Nordstrom Rack or an outlet.

Capela is covered with the bones of 5,000+ monks.

She’s the Queen of Pop and she always will be.

Blue Christmas by Loretta Lynn.