16 Things Every Minnesota Girl Needs This Summer
1 can beer, 1 can froz. Pink lemonade, 1 can vodka, 1 can water. Mix and be careful.
What It’s Like To Get Rid Of Your Ghosts
My house is clean. My brain is empty. I spend an entire Sunday not speaking to anyone. It rains and I’m…
I Tried To Only Read Danielle Steel Novels For An Entire Summer, Here’s What I Learned
THE HUSBANDS ALWAYS DIE.
Revisiting “Passions”
Are you, too, occasionally struck by the words “Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald” in the middle of your day? Does the word “Martimmy” mean…
My Life In Bras
I can’t resist beautiful underthings, even though I know they’ll get worn only once or twice a month, or live only in sexy photos sent to my dude du jour.
5 Famous Femme Fetales
The root of the femme fatale could be a fear of feminism and female sexuality, or it could be an outright misogyny.
9 Ways To Get Pretty In Under 5 Minutes
OK, we get it. You’re busy. I’m busy. We’re all busy. Some beauty companies think we’re too busy to even put…
Every Time Someone On Instagram Compares Courtney Stodden To Marilyn Monroe A Little Piece Of Me Dies
https://instagram.com/p/3MoxVuEbKz/?taken-by=courtneyastodden Courtney’s been trying desperately hard to cultivate a Marilyn-esque appearance. She shed the long, Pam Anderson platinum extensions for a…
What Tattoos Tell You About A Person
I always laughed at those girls who tattooed things like “Breathe” onto their wrists. I still do, if we’re being honest.
The Problem With Lilacs Is That They Die So Early
“You don’t sleep alone. You’d have someone to call 911.”