Just Be Better
Work harder, longer and more diligently than you did yesterday. Put on your sneakers and run as fast as you can for as long as you can, even if it’s just one block.
It’s Time To Start Treating Sexual Assault As Assault, Period.
This morning, I ran away from a man on the street. It was 8am and I was on my way to work, walking down a quiet block that separates my house from the subway.
Why Do We Seek Out Unreliable Men?
There’s something moronically enticing about wondering if someone you’ve been sleeping with is ever going to contact you again, chain smoking through weeks on end of radio silence.
How To Have A One Night Stand
I met him at a bar through some mutual friends one summer, and we flirted a lot, drank a lot, made out on the dance floor, then on the way back to his house I puked in the street behind a car.
How You Know You’re Going To Die Alone
The thought of being single forever doesn’t distress me the way it did when I was 21 – in fact, sometimes when a guy is stressing me out I actually think, “Don’t worry, if you want you can be alone after this!
Stealing From The Rich To Give To Yourself: ‘The Bling Ring’ And ‘Pain & Gain’
“If you’re willing to do work, you can have anything; that’s what makes the U.S. of A great.”
Will I Remember How To Love You
Will I remember how to lie awake on Sunday morning while you sleep, counting the freckles that pepper your back?
Kissing Is Gross
It’s disgusting. You pull apart and strings of saliva dangle between you like foul, sticky spider webs.
5 Cranky Dudes That Turn Me On
Nothing does it for me quite like a stereotypically cranky dude.
Internet And The Infinite Sadness
…We’re all suffering. Just ask the Internet.