6 Key Moments Of Any Family Christmas Gathering
2. The pseudo-argument that turns into love.
2. The pseudo-argument that turns into love.
9. You are finally able to laugh at your failures from the past four years–socially, academically, romantically, etc., because you know you are past them…but you still can’t help but let your curiosity wander and imagine what could have been.
In the words of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, “you’ve maximized your tan.”
1. You become too emotionally invested in story lines from your favorite shows.
If we like something, we keep our mouth shut about it, or we discuss it as minimally as possible. If we don’t, we’re extremely vocal about it.
You willingly dedicate, at the very least, two hours to binge watch a television show or movie together on a daily basis.
I wish you a thousand more years of presence and popularity on Earth, and I hope you never have a Hostess style financial breakdown so that we may continue to enjoy you for generations to come.
1. It allows you to be the fashion designer you always dreamed of being.