12 Emotional Responses To Being A College Senior

9. You are finally able to laugh at your failures from the past four years–socially, academically, romantically, etc., because you know you are past them…but you still can’t help but let your curiosity wander and imagine what could have been.

5 Signs Summer Is Over

In the words of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, “you’ve maximized your tan.”

An Ode To Mallomars

I wish you a thousand more years of presence and popularity on Earth, and I hope you never have a Hostess style financial breakdown so that we may continue to enjoy you for generations to come.