Here’s Your Holiday Gift Guide For The End Of The World
Ah, the holidays. The air is crisp, gifts are exchanged, and human civilization as we know it is barreling towards an impending apocalyptic doom. Someone pass the hot chocolate!
TIME’s Worst Person Of 2017 Is That Fucking Guy
You know. That Fucking Guy. He tweeted a thank you to the women who confronted him about his sexual assault allegations, he lives on Reddit, he’s probably in a basement somewhere right now. That FUCKING GUY.
What’s In My Work Bag? (It’s Mostly Trash)
Packets of green tea, organic tofu snacks, and hand sanitizer! I am a glamorous New York City woman! JK, no, I am always carrying just a bag of garbage.
People Watching On A Saturday Alone
I want to at least attempt to look like I belong here — like, ohhh, yeah, another Netflix premiere? I am at one of these things at least four times a month.
Please Hold While I Have This Very Self-Indulgent Breakdown
Sometimes this is my brain while trying to write.
Welcome To Third Wheel Rehab
Hello and welcome to Third Wheel Rehab! We are basically like a spa for people who have spent the last several months (or years!) perpetually third wheeling their couple friends. Let’s soothe those nerves because now you know that dating is a mistake!
Overthinkers Anonymous Meeting Notes
Overthinkers unite! *cue internal monologue of panic*
Being Crushed By A City
I am in a different city, and it’s fine, but I wonder if it’s bad that I’m always just thinking about the other one.
Here’s Another Article For You To Open Up In A New Tab And Then Forget To Read
It’s fine! As the author of this article, I really won’t be that offended — I totally empathize with this behavior.
Items That Didn’t Make The Cut For Goop’s Annual Holiday Gift Guide
Thigh high suede boots for your dog. $872 (per leg).