A Breakdown Of All The Serial Killers Featured On ‘Mindhunter’
Ed Kemper began killing at an early age — murdering his paternal grandparents when he was only 15 years old.
Perks Of Being In The Friend Zone
You get a complimentary tote bag!
What’s Everyone Wearing To The End Of The World?
Definitely no heels, right? Earth tones? Do you think I’ll be cold without a jacket?
A Story In Which Nothing Happens
You remember the night well. You still wear that black dress, but you broke those sandals the following summer when you traveled to Europe during your existential crisis. You are constantly doing stupid things to cover up how uncomfortable you are.
Personal Spaces
I remember being surprised by how clean it was. Not that he’s necessarily a messy person, but the living room in their apartment was always in a state of utter catastrophe, and walking into his room felt like when you dunk your head under water and everything is muffled and calm.
A Shared Custody Agreement Over Your Boyfriend
I would appreciate setting up a more formal custody calendar to better optimize both of our times with your boyfriend. Feel free to send me your Gmail address.
Pretty Things
Where is the line between being a real writer who thinks they’re a hack and just being an actual hack??? How can you tell which side you’re on?
How To Convince Everyone At Work That You’re Chill, Even Though You’re Hoarding 6 Different Drinks On Your Desk
You’re just a totally normal and fully functioning employee of this office, who also happens to have six different beverages on your desk. That doesn’t mean you’re not cool!
What Horrible Memory From My Facebook’s ‘On This Day’ Feature You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Oh, boy, a notification reminding me that time is passing at an alarming rate and that I’ve barely improved since 2008.
This Is Just A Temporary Solution
I am actually very stupid.