11 Variations Of “That Girl”
If my life had a tagline it would be: You can’t outsmart the liquor.
8 People On The Unconventional Way They Picked Someone Up
I’m absolutely not too proud to admit I have given my number (both drunk and sober, I’m not gonna lie) to at least 4 Uber drivers and 1 Postmates delivery guy. Now have any of them called me? Only one and if you thought it would be weird, you were right. I guess I just look at those apps and think of them like Tinder, but with a service attached.
The 10 Commandments Of Millennial Friendship
Be the friend you’d like to have. Yes? Yes.
The Inner Monologue Of A Girl Who Is Being Sexted
Yeah I was wrong, I can’t do this. I’m just going to ask what he thought of the latest Walking Dead instead. All guys like to talk about zombie killers, right?
8 Drunk Alter Egos We’ve All Had To Deal With
And make sure to get them — or any of the above — some carbs and some water. Because that’s what friends are for.
12 Things The Short Girl You’re Dating Wants You To Know
6. Doing the “lean your elbow on my head because I’m the same size as a counter” thing is amusing the first time, but ridiculously annoying the twentieth time.
9 Ways To Survive The Holidays Alone
Just make sure you do not have to leave the house for anything because you will run into happy families and you will cry.
7 Reality TV Shows That Should Exist
Networks take note and send me a cut if you use my ideas!! Or at least a t-shirt…I don’t know.
11 Things I Miss About Having A Boyfriend When I’m Single
3. Not Always Being the Designated Spider Killer.
10 Dating Profile Red Flags
These are the things that dudes are doing that just INSTANTLY let me know it’s not happening. Not for the long haul or even for one night. #sorrybro