10 Online Dating Red Flags – The Gay Man Edition
Oh you’re outgoing? That is code for faaaaaaaalaming.
Oh you’re outgoing? That is code for faaaaaaaalaming.
If my life had a tagline it would be: You can’t outsmart the liquor.
I’m absolutely not too proud to admit I have given my number (both drunk and sober, I’m not gonna lie) to at least 4 Uber drivers and 1 Postmates delivery guy. Now have any of them called me? Only one and if you thought it would be weird, you were right. I guess I just look at those apps and think of them like Tinder, but with a service attached.
Be the friend you’d like to have. Yes? Yes.
Yeah I was wrong, I can’t do this. I’m just going to ask what he thought of the latest Walking Dead instead. All guys like to talk about zombie killers, right?
And make sure to get them — or any of the above — some carbs and some water. Because that’s what friends are for.
6. Doing the “lean your elbow on my head because I’m the same size as a counter” thing is amusing the first time, but ridiculously annoying the twentieth time.
Just make sure you do not have to leave the house for anything because you will run into happy families and you will cry.
Networks take note and send me a cut if you use my ideas!! Or at least a t-shirt…I don’t know.
3. Not Always Being the Designated Spider Killer.