Watch Alanis Morissette And James Corden Perform ‘Ironic’ With Hilarious Modern Day Situations
“It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane…. then you realize that every seat is the same.”
“It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane…. then you realize that every seat is the same.”
Flipping through magazines like YM or Teen People obsessing over the flawlessness of Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan, and Tara Reid.
Making your youngest brother or sister be your designated driver to the bars if they aren’t 21 yet.
Keeping toxic people in your life just because it’s too awkward to cut them off.
“My first job ever was bagging groceries. And I was really nervous the first day and put a customer’s bread on the bottom of the bag and then squished it and it was super embarrassing. So someone went to grab her a new loaf and she proceeded to tell me about a bunch of dumb things she did when she worked in a movie theater and it made me laugh and feel a lot better, especially as a 15-year-old sensitive kid.”
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“Don’t forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all.”
“I have a lot of friends who do all sorts of cool things outside work. Crossfit, running clubs, pottery classes, blogging, photography. But I haven’t found my ‘thing’ yet. I feel like all I do is go to work and then come home and eat dinner and watch tv.”