Here Are All Of The Dramatic (And Occasionally Funny) Things People Are Saying About Gwen And Gavin’s Divorce
“First Gwen and Gavin split and now Kermit and Miss Piggy? Who’s next? Your parents?! Anyway, kid, enjoy your first day of kindergarten.”
“First Gwen and Gavin split and now Kermit and Miss Piggy? Who’s next? Your parents?! Anyway, kid, enjoy your first day of kindergarten.”
“I love you Wet Hot American Summer. May you never end.”
She plays the Manic Pixie Dream Girl in this movie, after all. Why isn’t she behaving the same way in real life? Why is she providing them with sarcasm and disagreement and judgment, when she should simply be smiling, oozing gratitude, and throwing out a cute joke here and there?
Their fears include: typos and death. In that order.
“Why are you shooting a lion in the first place? Is it that difficult for you to get an erection that you need to kill things?”
Bizarre combinations of cravings: It is extremely inconvenient that I want to eat both Chinese food and a giant watermelon at the same time.
Tina: Anne Hathaway, you gave a stunning performance in Les Misérables. I have not seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.
“Do you have the word ‘skanky’ in America?” was this interviewer’s idea of a good question to ask comedian Amy Schumer…
It’s refreshing to see two notable former Disney stars making a heartfelt LGBT video.
When you experienced a friend getting engaged for the first time, you were like “OMFG WEDDINGS YAS LOVE.” But now when it happens, you’re just like, “Aw. Good for you. Brb I need to order a pizza.”