Through the wise words of Bill Nye, Amy Schumer explains the scientific data behind the fact that the universe’s main job is to guide white ladies into taking calcium vitamins.
You know that being optimistic does not necessarily equate to being naive. It is possible to walk through the world each day with a positive attitude, while still understanding the way things work and the fact that sometimes, things are going to be difficult.
Saying “Thanks!” at the end of every single professional email, even though you are thankful for NOTHING.
MVP Quote: “It looked like – if a hundred birds flew over and went to the bathroom, all simultaneously – that’s what it would look like.”
Don’t depend on your partner for your happiness. You have to find that within yourself. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t make you incredibly happy – it just means that they can’t be the foundation on which you build your entire life.
According to McCarthy, tearing women down is just “a bad habit that we’ve gotten into. And it’s not that people are malicious, I just think it’s so easy to take a swipe.” But she used patience and understanding to make at least one critic think about it all a little differently.
You think of your humor as clever, refreshing, and fun. Others think of it as “similar to that of my 78-year-old grandpa.”
When you blink several times and realize you’ve been standing in front of the refrigerator in a trancelike state for the last ten minutes… And then you grab something, even if you’re not hungry, so that the trip to the fridge wasn’t for nothing.
I’m going to continually walk over to the fridge and open the door and stare at the food in the hopes that it will guide me to either stay, or go.
Recently, in honor of #DeflateGate, Jimmy did a special Hashtag Segment with the trend #IGotBusted.