10 Ways The Real You Can Be As Happy As The Online Version Of You
Ten years ago, most people could count their number of friends on their two hands.
Ten years ago, most people could count their number of friends on their two hands.
1. Yes, you’re well aware that wine bottles aren’t technically people. But you don’t care. Wine loved you back when your ex-boyfriend wouldn’t. So…
When you tell us that we’re like the Jan of the family, we want to punch you in the face. Because Jan is the WORST part of the Brady Bunch. She was the whiny, annoying middle child, whereas we’re like the cool, artsy, misunderstood middle child. Obviously.
I know that this all isn’t going to be solved by the end of the season but I still HAVE TO LISTEN.
Sometimes, when you’re out to dinner with friends and you’re making an effort to stay off your phone, all you get to do instead is watch them play on theirs. You don’t realize how weird it all is until you take a step back from the behavior and watch someone else doing what you used to do and sometimes still do.
Everyone around you is glass, and you’re just wandering around, trying to hold them while they’re warm.
Go to bed early. This is one of the most important things you can do for yourself. When you’re exhausted, everything seems much worse than it is. Tomorrow might still be a difficult day, but it will be a hell of a lot better than today if you get a good night’s sleep.
When you lose your health for a while, you start to see pretty clearly what matters and what is stupid. Clothes are stupid. Social status is stupid. Money is stupid. The Real Housewives is stupid.
I sort of understand why the Mall Santas keep a flask in their pants.
Your honest opinion.