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Here’s a look at some of the more memorable flings in recent Knicks history, with a definitive* determination as to who “won” each respective breakup:

1. A recent study has suggested that listening to heavy metal, punk, and screamo may actually make you calmer. Field tests have shown that this relaxed mindset does not extend to the music listener’s next door neighbor.

The Iowa Supreme Court recently affirmed the right for Iowans to be drunk on their front porch. Unfortunately, the court did not address grievances against out of tune renditions of Wagon Wheel.

Since the Warriors’ current tactics don’t seem to be working, here are a few alternative methods they could use to try and stop the King.

2. Cloudy weather conditions resulted in an underwhelming “Manhattanhenge” this weekend — causing significant disappointment for thousands of excited New York City-based smartphones.

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2. After a brutal winter, it’s being reported that Boston still has giant snow piles — only now they’re being filled with dirt, trash, and anyone who bears a resemblance to Alex Rodriguez.

Turning 25 can be scary! Here are some reasons why: