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No spring break trip is complete without traveling halfway across the continent to hook up with someone who’s also from the Philly ‘burbs.

Here are a few random tidbits that you could draw upon at upcoming social gatherings when the topic of McConaughey’s terrific acting inevitably comes up.

As an entry level-ish employee, it’s sometimes tough balancing the demands of your job with leisurely pursuits — like telling all your friends about how demanding your job is.

With new big shots joining the party every day, here are some lesser publicized, higher quality specials that are definitely worth a watch:

1. New Hookup, Who Gets To Be Judged.

Mario Kart 64 is the Louis CK of 90s nostalgia; it’s universally hailed as transcendent, yet is somehow deserving of all the ridiculously high praise it consistently receives.

“I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!”

“I’ve been slacking,” they’ll probably say. “It’s tough, you know?”

You’re at a party, and two Jewish kids who never met each other are off in a corner talking about their mutual friend Sam Rabinowitz.

On the whole, men are notorious for being the worst when it comes to gifts. If you’re ever having trouble letting your man know how much you appreciate him via a material item, here are a few suggestions.