As summer internships come to a close, it’s time to loosen up those starched-out ties, make Facebook statuses with an irrational amount of caps, and tweet out a pic of your now-empty NYU summer dorm room, ultimately a failed attempt to manufacture ridiculously forced and underserved nostalgia.
In 2013, you’ve gotta project an image that you know what’s up.
Over the years, we’ve changed just as much as the girl who came to college from a nice, rural town. And while she’s now much more fun to look at, we’re all a bit wimpier.
I. If You’re Hosting a Pregame, Merge Friend Groups.
3. The Lyrics to Drake Songs
Dim lights + a lot of alcohol + bar etiquette + being in college = a lot of pretty funny things.
In which you haven’t totally decided if you want to spend the next four years with the kids currently taking Burnetts to the face in your dorm room.
Not being able to chime in about how “SICK, dude” ‘Homeland’ was last night is the one of the bigger first-world problems out there.
3. The Couple Who Got Married Way Too Early, Have a Kid, and Clearly Won’t Make It
Thursday has been the new Friday for years now, so categorizing Thursday as a weeknight is definitely debatable.