Can I Come Feel Terrible Next To You?
I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want to write about it. I just want to sit here and…
25 Amazing Lifehacks That You Have Definitely Never Seen
1. Find all of your socks.
Read This Before You Come Out On Thanksgiving
Nothing says, “I’m gay” like one of those audible Hallmark cards that literally says, “I’m gay.”
‘Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving when all through the bar, not a creature was sober, y’all know who you are.
10 Songs From The Most Awkward Playlist Ever
Something weird is going to happen. My recently single, reliably wonderful friend named “Mansion” is going on a road trip with…
What Women Want In A Woman
Oh, I’m sorry. Did you come here looking for advice? Perhaps you saw the title of this post and thought you…
How To Be Up In The Air
“Here’s your B-12,” my doctor said as he plunged a syringe into my left shoulder. I like my doctor. But that’s…
How To Eat Candy And Tell Lies
This week, my guests are Brad Pike and Oliver Miller who eat candy and tell a lot of lies.
15 Lesser-Known Drugs
1. Liz Lemon – This drug is kind of like Molly, but instead of dancing wildly, you zanily eat cheese in…
Don’t Call Me, Maybe
Don’t call me. Don’t call me on your way home. Don’t call me because you’re bored or you’re waiting for someone…