19 Things Men Will NEVER Understand About Women
“Why do you say you’re ‘fine’ when you’re obviously pissed off?”
“Why do you say you’re ‘fine’ when you’re obviously pissed off?”
“He put his hands in his pants, scratched his crotch, and told a customer to smell his fingers.”
“Witnessed a guy cut his own d*ck off and throw it at a pill nurse.”
“They can be over 40 and still considered generally attractive.”
“It’s crippling. Imagine being stuck in a deep well with a boulder tied to your ankle. As you try to climb up towards the light, there will always be something holding you back.”
“When I got older, I realized the world wouldn’t wait for me. That I didn’t just have an endless amount of time to get my sh*t together. There would be no miracles and I would actually have to do something because no one was going to do it for me.”
“Men are expendable. It’s literally our evolutionary role to stand between the tribe and danger because we’re not the reproductive bottleneck.”
“She threatened to kill me and threatened to tell the police I raped her.”
“My huge, fat, lazy male cat would take hot dogs and go feed them to a stray cat and her kitten.”
His messages turned into things like: ‘You’re being stuck up.’ ‘Such a bitch. Just meet me again and you’ll see.’ ‘Can’t believe you’re treating me like this. I’m so nice.