‘So Where Is This Relationship Going?’ And 80 Other Things Girls Should NEVER Say During Sex
“In the middle of sex she stopped me to ask, ‘so where is this relationship going?'”
“In the middle of sex she stopped me to ask, ‘so where is this relationship going?'”
“Myth: Men don’t have feelings.”
“If I am angry, I’m ‘too emotional’; if I feel unsafe, I’m ‘paranoid’; if I am articulate, I’m ‘bitchy’ and a ‘know-it-all.’”
Q: What do you say when you don’t want to go to yoga?
A: Namaste at home.
“‘Honey, if I wanted to be dating supermodels, I wouldn’t be dating you.”
“I have sexsomnia. A few times I’ve woken up in the middle of the night going down on my partner.”
“He cried a little bit when I beat him at chess.”
“I ate eight full meals, half a sheet of brownies, pie, dates, and then asked my wife to pick me up a soda.”
Why do you demand that women be good-looking when you’ve obviously never taken a look in the mirror?
“Honey, we need to clean the ceiling fan when we’re done.”