40 People Answer The Most Important Question In The World: Ginger Or Mary Ann?
“Ginger for a weekend. Mary Ann for a wife. How’s that?”
“Ginger for a weekend. Mary Ann for a wife. How’s that?”
“I have never hated anyone like this before—ever.”
“I can’t imagine ever wanting to be with the same woman forever, every day, for the rest of my life.”
“What I miss about my mom the most [is that] I don’t get to touch her and I don’t get to feel her, and I don’t get to see her with my own eyes.”
One billion dollars’ worth of vibrators are sold every year, accounting for a bigger market even than condoms.
1. The Elephant Walk…This is sort of like the Human Centipede, only it involves naked males and their thumbs, penises, anuses, and mouths.
“The mob kidnapped her, brought her into a church, stripped her naked, and ripped her flesh off using oyster shells…”
1. WHAT IF I SMOTHERED HIM? “It began one night as I was nursing my son, Easton. I was home alone…
“In the blink of an eye, Cosby has gone from America’s Dad to America’s Dirty Uncle.”
1. “I’m afraid of NOTHING except being bored!” 2. “Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do…