Lorenzo Jensen III

50 Kickass Quotes About Gay Marriage

“There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you’re dumb, or you’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.” —Joe Rogan

“My dad’s speech to my brothers: Keep it in your pants. My dad’s speech to me: Keep your pants on.”

Pearls of wisdom from the only person in world history who’s both a country music star and a gay icon.

“In wine, there’s truth.” —Pliny the Elder

“If you even dream of beating me, you’d better wake up and apologize.”

1. About 20 million Americans experience depression yearly.

“It’s a strange moment when you realize that you don’t want to be alive anymore.”

“Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.”
—Marlene Dietrich

“In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.”

“She was going nuts…talking in tongues and acting completely insane.”