32 Ways That Millennials Have Ruined Civilization Forever
“Falling for the line ‘you can be whatever you want to be.’”
“Falling for the line ‘you can be whatever you want to be.’”
“‘I hope my breath doesn’t smell.”
“Don’t drop hints. I will not get your hints. Just fucking say something.”
“When it’s been a long day, you finally lay down in bed and have that huge, satisfying full body stretch. I think I’ve literally heard this referred to as a ‘bedgasm.’”
“If I get home from work before my girlfriend, I will cuddle the cats and talk to them in a cute-ish high-pitched voice.”
Have you heard the one about the hanging mannequin that actually turned out to be a suicide victim?
“All of a sudden, a giant monstrous hand jumped out, grabbed the boy, and took him in to the lake.”
“She didn’t know how to insert a tampon.”
“I’m not a bitch just because I’m not super-friendly right off the bat. It takes me a while to warm up to new people.”
“On Throwback Thursday, I like to comment, ‘Wow! You used to be so pretty!’”