29 People Confess What They Really Think About During Sex
“‘I hope my breath doesn’t smell.”
“‘I hope my breath doesn’t smell.”
“Don’t drop hints. I will not get your hints. Just fucking say something.”
“When it’s been a long day, you finally lay down in bed and have that huge, satisfying full body stretch. I think I’ve literally heard this referred to as a ‘bedgasm.’”
“If I get home from work before my girlfriend, I will cuddle the cats and talk to them in a cute-ish high-pitched voice.”
Have you heard the one about the hanging mannequin that actually turned out to be a suicide victim?
“All of a sudden, a giant monstrous hand jumped out, grabbed the boy, and took him in to the lake.”
“She didn’t know how to insert a tampon.”
“I’m not a bitch just because I’m not super-friendly right off the bat. It takes me a while to warm up to new people.”
“On Throwback Thursday, I like to comment, ‘Wow! You used to be so pretty!’”
“One night I saw a black hooded figure with glowing red eyes at the foot of my bed.”