Thought.is

“Mommy, when you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever.”

“You try to scream. But your mouth will not move. Soon you discover that you cannot move your body, either. All of the straining and the willpower only lets you blink, or maybe move an index finger, if you’re lucky. There is no escape from this.”

“The 1987 Max Headroom broadcast intrusion. The people involved have never been caught.”

“The electronics in my car started to go haywire. The radio was randomly changing stations while the volume kept going up and down.”

“I forgive all of you—hope God forgives all of you, too.”

“A barcode…and he got angry when his cell phone wouldn’t scan it.”

“If you have to constantly say ‘trust me’ or ‘believe me.’ I neither trust nor do I believe you.”

“‘I would suck your dad’s d*ck just to get a taste of the recipe.’ What do you say to that????”