The 23 Worst College Roommates Of All Time
“I pop my head in to discover a large group of people SHOOTING UP.”
“I pop my head in to discover a large group of people SHOOTING UP.”
“He had the worst breath I’ve ever smelled and horrible body odor.”
“Why do you think it’s cool to be stupid?”
“When their eyes become softer while looking at you.”
“It’s a choice. Unfortunately, not mine.”
Many animal shelters won’t let people adopt black cats around Halloween.
“If you talk about what a ‘nice guy’ you are, you are the creepiest m*therf*cker ever.”
“I went into jail with one sock and a condom still on.”
“I was breaking into the house to steal the marijuana so I could turn it into the police station and get the house owner in trouble.”
“If her head’s buried in the phone while we’re having a conversation.”