The 23 Worst College Roommates Of All Time
“I pop my head in to discover a large group of people SHOOTING UP.”
“I pop my head in to discover a large group of people SHOOTING UP.”
“Why do you think it’s cool to be stupid?”
“When their eyes become softer while looking at you.”
“It’s a choice. Unfortunately, not mine.”
Many animal shelters won’t let people adopt black cats around Halloween.
“If you talk about what a ‘nice guy’ you are, you are the creepiest m*therf*cker ever.”
“I went into jail with one sock and a condom still on.”
“I was breaking into the house to steal the marijuana so I could turn it into the police station and get the house owner in trouble.”
“If her head’s buried in the phone while we’re having a conversation.”
“In the middle of sex she stopped me to ask, ‘so where is this relationship going?'”