In Defense Of Millennials
We might be a festering cesspool of ADD and narcissism, but at least we’re nice.
Dating Tips For Dating
Interrupt her by making a shushing sound and putting your finger on her mouth. Now you’ve got the perfect opportunity to talk about waxing your board for the next 20 minutes.
Fashion Shmashion
Fashion forces me to think about who I am on some kind of deep, existential level.
Magic
The realization that behind each magic spectacle is nothing more than good ol’ fashioned hard work, patience, and maybe quick hands killed it for me.
You Love Your Girlfriend
You know because you’ve never felt this way about a person before. You know because you’d crumble if she left.
I Love Woody Allen
The truth of the matter is that great people aren’t always great role models.
Video Games Melt Your Brain, Right?
Princess Zelda was my first love.
Hooray For The NSA
It’s recently been leaked that the National Security Agency (NSA) has the ability to track, record, and store every phone call, text message, and email we send.
Benefits Of Having A Mustache
1. Women, women, and more women… will ignore you.
If I Were Javier Bardem…
If I were Javier Bardem, I’d be able to keep you. I’d want to. I wouldn’t have to think about it. I’d be so much more than a pretty face. I’d engage.