Coming To Terms With Being A Serial Monogamist
Serial Monogamist (noun): One who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible.
Serial Monogamist (noun): One who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible.
All I wanted was one perfect Thanksgiving with my wife and kids, like the kind we used to have when I was little. Before cell phones and computers, we used to sit around, drink hot cider and really talk. To be fair, it wasn’t always pleasant and loving, but at least it was real.
The wind suddenly picked up, bringing with it a few snowflakes. The first of the year.
I was no nearer a decision than when I first set out from our apartment.
“It’s still there,” he whimpered. “It’s not afraid of you, dad.”
They told us we were special.
My girlfriend of five years broke up with me one day because she said she couldn’t deal with how much of a slob I was.
“Payback’s a bitch,” Paul said.
Illegal immigrants from Mexico call me a Coyote. Or at least they used to.
He finally got fed up with everything about a month ago.