Hand Jobs Are Awesome!
Maybe you can’t compete with him directly, but you sure can contribute something meaningful to the overall experience!
Maybe you can’t compete with him directly, but you sure can contribute something meaningful to the overall experience!
27. Are you sure the person you’re asking to take your picture isn’t going to run off with your camera?
9. Definitely come up with a side hustle.
In pop culture, the customer is always right.
You will never again met so many acupuncturists/massage therapists.
“Bring it down, bring it on. This is what it feels like.”
17. If you think about it, “Typewriter” is the longest word you can type on a keyboard that only uses a single row of qwerty letters.
They say my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin. I’m standin at my locker and all the boys keep stoppin.
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14. Leave your whole wallet at home. Don’t even bring your debit card — you don’t need it!