What It Feels Like For A Faggot

Sometimes you just want things to be easy. Sometimes you want to roll through life without people saying mean things to you, no matter their age.

Foucault Was One Smart Lil’ BB

Surveillance, as a kind of spooky, invisible power that is both inescapable and everywhere, makes us behave and protect ourselves from the law, even when there’s no visible threat of getting caught.

The Moment You Realize Your New Significant Other Is PSYCHO

Psycho boy/girlfriends are needy and possessive and everything is always your fault. If you tell them you can’t see them tonight they blow up and start throwing shit around the room and ask you for the keys back to their apartment before they puncture your tires and leave threats on your Facebook.

Why We Need Gay Marriage

Civil unions and domestic partnerships are great and everything, but it basically means you will be allowed to eat in the same room as all the straight people IF you sit in the gay corner and eat off the “special” pink plates.

Dating You Was A Nightmare

Even though you were a nightmare, you’ve taught me to avoid beautiful mirages like you from now on. Sometimes if it looks too good to be true, it really is.