Post-College Job Hunting Is The Absolute Worst
In a way, we’re all mislead because we’re taught to believe that schooling + being smart = automatic job. And that’s just not the case, if it ever was.
In a way, we’re all mislead because we’re taught to believe that schooling + being smart = automatic job. And that’s just not the case, if it ever was.
When people ask how the dissertation/book manuscript/article is coming along and you honestly don’t know because you haven’t touched it.
Always say you hate the paparazzi, but realize that without the paps, nobody would know who you were, care about you, and without them you would definitely still be back in Chillicothe, Ohio working as a freelance cat sitter.
When life throws you an obstacle, ALWAYS TAKE THE FERRY! That undertow can be a sneaky betch.
You’re never going to carry a discman. Remember when you had to hold that thing in an exact, upright position or it would start skipping?
Undressed, MTV’s own soap opera about youth culture and college life, showed sexually active young people faced with very important problems we were probably all facing at exactly the same time.
Everyone listen closely: Beyoncé is BACK.
The feeling of disappearing completely is probably one of the most significant aspects of dealing with depression. You feel like you don’t exist, like nobody’s listening, like nobody cares, like you’re dug so deep into a tunnel that nobody can come dig you out.
2013 should be the year you kiss Bullshitters buh-bye. The Bullshitter means no harm–it’s just that they don’t know what they want or they aren’t ready to commit to you fully. In 2013, shut it down.
If I dated Justin Timberlake, when we had sex (which would be A LOT) sometimes I’d ask him to hide his D in a box for me, and I would be excited to see it EVERY time he brought it out.