21 Things Academics Hate

When people ask how the dissertation/book manuscript/article is coming along and you honestly don’t know because you haven’t touched it.

How To Be A Star

Always say you hate the paparazzi, but realize that without the paps, nobody would know who you were, care about you, and without them you would definitely still be back in Chillicothe, Ohio working as a freelance cat sitter.

8 Things 90s Kids Miss About MTV

Undressed, MTV’s own soap opera about youth culture and college life, showed sexually active young people faced with very important problems we were probably all facing at exactly the same time.

How To Disappear Completely

The feeling of disappearing completely is probably one of the most significant aspects of dealing with depression. You feel like you don’t exist, like nobody’s listening, like nobody cares, like you’re dug so deep into a tunnel that nobody can come dig you out.

7 People You Should Absolutely Not Date In 2013

2013 should be the year you kiss Bullshitters buh-bye. The Bullshitter means no harm–it’s just that they don’t know what they want or they aren’t ready to commit to you fully. In 2013, shut it down.

If I Dated Justin Timberlake

If I dated Justin Timberlake, when we had sex (which would be A LOT) sometimes I’d ask him to hide his D in a box for me, and I would be excited to see it EVERY time he brought it out.