How To Be Fabulous
Coco Chanel, the Queen of Chic, said to take off one piece of jewelry before you leave the house. But why wear SOME jewelry when you can wear ALL of it?
So The Mormon Church Likes Gay People Now, If You Can Stand A Life Of Blue Balls
According to Mormon principles, sex is only to be had between a married man and a married woman. But if you can’t accept us with a D in our ass, you don’t really like us!
Kiss Me
Our lips finally touch, everything speeds up. Heat. Intensity. You chase after my essence, I’m chasing after yours, and the whole thing is beautiful. Caress the side of my face. Massage the base of my neck. Our souls are united. Make this, our first kiss, last.
11 Things You Learn At Your First Real Job
People are going to gossip at you, but don’t ever gossip back. They will open up to you about how much they hate the boss or how Bettheny is a total bitch. But don’t offer up any personal info back! Just nod, smile and say “Wow.”
I’m 30 And, Yes, I Still Shop At Hot Topic
Hot Topic was always more than just a store to me — it was a lifestyle. A lifestyle you could see at any high school in America, a lifestyle that just said NO to labels. It was the only place in the whole wide mall that had positive gay paraphernalia, the only place where it seemed like boundaries didn’t matter.
If I Dated Beyoncé
I would invite all my friends over to our Tribeca loft where the elevator opens right into the apartment. Inside there are 42 high-powered industrial fans that are constantly blowing so that her hair is always in motion, looking FLAWLESS.
22 Things People Need To Chill Out About
Whether or not a person likes us back. No need to go around deciphering text messages and body language. If they like you, they like you.
32 Signs You Live In New York City
10) You think that walking 20 blocks is absolutely faster than waiting on the train after midnight on a weekend.
18 Things You Learn As An Intern At A Fashion Magazine
15) Everybody will hate you if you bring fried food into the office. Don’t do it.
Is Heterosexuality Real?
What if we inhabited a cultural space where people’s sexuality or gender was fluid, where you could be dating someone of a different gender one day and then up and decide that, hey, you want to do this other thing now — without being ridiculed, guilted, or made to identify? What if we removed all the labels and just explored human sensation?