10 Ways I Can Tell I’ll Have Sex With You, Based On Your Twitter Feed
Your Twitter shows if you are corny and lame and just don’t get it. Also: Your Twitter is your life.
Your Twitter shows if you are corny and lame and just don’t get it. Also: Your Twitter is your life.
Red Flag #2: He makes you ask him out.
2. All of their pictures are of with cropped-out or blurred ladies.
Sure, I appreciate the twenty-somethings (even had one recently call me on “ageist” because I didn’t want to date them and said so on my OKCupid profile), but at the wizened age of 37, I’ve just straight-up outgrown playing pool, fratty jokes and helping someone as they try to come into their own in life.
Realize you’ll be dead soon, nothing matters and you might as well enjoy the life that you have — or even the day that you have right in this moment. (I realize this does not abbreviate quite as neatly as YOLO.)
I go into a defensive mode where I am afraid of being broken.
I go into a defensive mode where I am afraid of being broken.
Realize you’ll be dead soon, nothing matters and you might as well enjoy the life that you have — or even the day that you have right in this moment. (I realize this does not abbreviate quite as neatly as YOLO.)
Sure, I appreciate the twenty-somethings (even had one recently call me on “ageist” because I didn’t want to date them and said so on my OKCupid profile), but at the wizened age of 37, I’ve just straight-up outgrown playing pool, fratty jokes and helping someone as they try to come into their own in life.
2. All of their pictures are of with cropped-out or blurred ladies.