Hey, White People: There Are Rules For Talking To Me
Promote diversity. Help us all get along better. Follow my rules.
Destiny Came Out Yesterday. Enjoy your Racist Video Game, You Racists
It shouldn’t be surprising to anyone that the game is also designed to appeal to the millions of secret racists hiding in their bedrooms, hurling racial epithets at each other through their gaming headsets.
I Got On TV Because I Wrote About Uber For Thought Catalog
I got my 15 minutes of sweaty fame, and it all happened because I write for Thought Catalog.
The Dismal Paramilitary Parade
Feel the hand of the state around your throat. This is what hope feels like. This is the change you needed.
I’m Forcing My Girlfriend To Have An Abortion This Weekend
I don’t know if I’m ready to be the boyfriend of a girl who had an abortion.
The Police Forced Me To Exit My Uber Ride
The police are supposed to exist to protect and serve the citizens, not to protect a taxi monopoly and serve their need for profit.
The Ugly Little Lap Dancer That Could
She detailed her workout routine, which involved lots of yoga and, from the looks of her teeth, chomping on bricks and broken glass.
Every Man Has A Monster Dong
(Oh—and every girl has a “bikini body,” too.)
Why Do People Think Hatred Will End If We Blend All The Races?
I recently came across an article titled "This Is The Future Of America And I Couldn’t Be Happier." The author links…
Death With Archie: The Full Story
Beloved comic-book ginger Archie Andrews died yesterday in the pages of Life with Archie #36.