Why Do Environmentalists Have To Be So Gross?
No one is going to want to listen to you if you stink.
7 Fictional Characters With Really Smelly Shlongs
Hulk stinkiest one there is!
The Gender-Nonconforming Camp Kids Are Adorable, But Their Parents Are Probably A Nightmare
Your parents’ favorite TV show is Portlandia, but they’re too full of themselves to realize they’re just like Fred and Carrie.
5 Things I’m Going To Teach My Dog When He Becomes A Human Boy
Lots of things are going to change for him when his furry little paws become hands and feet and he starts walking upright.
3 Everyday Activities That Are Completely Racist
Racism in any situation other than the three I’ve listed here will result in a stern talking-to from Rachel Maddow and the loss of your job or your basketball team.
12 Types Of Annoying People Who Are Ruining The World
12. Anyone who’s ever written a listicle
Edward James Olmos Is Latino And He Really, Really, Really Wants Everyone To Know It
It’s fine to love where you and your family come from, but be cool about it.
11 Thought Catalog Articles From The Future
Here’s a little preview of some stuff that Thought Catalog will publish over the course of the next 50 years. Spoiler Alert!
3 Feminist Blog Posts That Fail The Bechdel Test
Of all of the ideas squishing their way through the bowels of cyberfeminism, none irritates me more than the Bechdel…
I’m The Person Who Called Donald Sterling About His Girlfriend’s Instagram
I think Don does have a problem with black people. The good news is that he’s so fucking senile he can’t even tell what race anyone is.