How To Create The Perfect Breakup Playlist
Few things ice the wounds of a broken heart as quickly as that break up text was delivered, but we can only eat so many Bagel Bites before we start to feel numb in a literal rather than emotional sense.
Few things ice the wounds of a broken heart as quickly as that break up text was delivered, but we can only eat so many Bagel Bites before we start to feel numb in a literal rather than emotional sense.
4. Show, Don’t Tell
I’ve found that I don’t want to be that guy in my late 30s that’s completely settled down in an awesome apartment with a great high paying job
Step 1: Get Your Heart Broken
We’re taught to try our best before we’re taught how to use a toilet on our own. It’s an invaluable component of the American Dream.
I’ll most likely fit into society just fine with a job and a mortgage and some kids. I’m an outlier on the graph but not quite to the point of ever going rogue and becoming a serial killer. By all means, I’m a normal person.
In 6th grade, I was bullied so often and so hard that I sat in bed at night, crying and asking God to end my life unless there was some reason for the hell I endured.
The villains are smooth. They slink around, grinning, making great jokes to their henchmen, and you know what? They’re chasing their dreams too, kids.
1. Always begin with “I read somewhere that…”
A lot of people will make the common first date mistake of talking about all the things they’re interested in. WRONG-O! The important things to mention are the things you HATE!