17 Things Only Girls Who Hate Shopping Understand
Trying on jeans is one of your all-time least favorite activities, right after going to the gynecologist, and cleaning your bathtub.
Trying on jeans is one of your all-time least favorite activities, right after going to the gynecologist, and cleaning your bathtub.
You look forward to three parts of your day: lunch, dinner, Netflix during dinner. Okay, maybe that’s two parts.
I like that at the end of December, we get to start over. Even if we still have the same jobs, the same relationships, the same address, the same problems, we get a chance to wipe the 2015 blackboard and pick up a fresh piece of chalk.
“Harry Potter and his magic wannikah celebrate Hanukkah.”
The Champagne And Elderflower Cocktail: You are a trendsetter. You are three steps ahead of everyone, did yoga two years before all the other Lululemon Yogis, and you drink kombucha like there’s a mass shortage and you need to consume it all before it goes extinct.
I grew up fully aware of the fact that I was never going to be the tall, gorgeous girl that ruled every high school and college campus. I’ve always been too short, and in fact spent most of my high school and college years learning to subtly stand on tiptoes to be the same height as everyone else.
When you run into someone you used to hook up with in college in real post-college life.
We relish Facebook stalking the guy from the bar last night, and love to veto people for ourselves, and our friends, based off Tinder bios. In some ways, it’s an easy defense, an excuse to not put yourself out there, a way to beat your date to the future rejection punch.
Wear a gray tank top. Then find gray sweatpants. Top if off with a gray flannel/sweatshirt/etc. You’re 50 Shades Of Grey.
Which is more of a sext: a dick pic, or pic of fries with a side of garlic aioli?