Here’s the truth about taking a job after graduation that no one tells you: Making $350 dollars a week and living at home is roughly the same as making 34k as an assistant in New York City.
We aren’t difficult to date, but we have standards on how we should be treated. They won’t be egregious, but we’ll make them known.
“In Florence I wanted to try molly at a club because it’s Europe and that’s what you do when you’re busy being a basic bitch. So I showed a guy my boob. Only one. No idea why it was only one boob.”
You know a lot about long distance sex.
Depression taints some of your best moments.
You get caught up on the fact that they deserve better.
It’s going to be a topic of conversation at some point because about 70% of women have had it, a statistic most often proved over wine. Or, like, by medical research. But mostly wine.
If you’re both getting out of long relationships.
These are the women who think of themselves as one human being, as opposed to one half of a pair.
You can’t complain that they didn’t text you… because they did.