19 Times Instagram’s ‘Daddy Issues’ Proved She’s A Boss Ass Bitch
When she advised that if he forgets to text you back, you can always forget how to give him head.
When she advised that if he forgets to text you back, you can always forget how to give him head.
Don’t be afraid to go to bed angry.
“Is this a feminism thing?”
“Kids are idiots.”
I can’t have kids that would be fifty percent pathetic. Ew.
Laughing out loud at some inside joke that no one but you two could possibly comprehend.
What your GPA is: That number that haunts you for four straight years doesn’t matter nearly as much as your parents and professors might like you to believe.
That we should “sack up” or “grow some balls” instead of “grow a vagina” to toughen up.
You can program them to do all the stuff your partner won’t do.
You hold hands—without letting go to grab something out of your pocket or handbag.