Why I Love Scrubby Guys
Relish the Golden Age of the Scrub.
Walmart Announces Additional Strategies To Support the #MeToo Movement.
On Tuesdays, all women who purchase home goods such as vacuum cleaners and microwave ovens will receive half-off on Walmart’s exclusive “Lady Defender” Smith & Wesson 9mm in cotton candy pink.
Cheers! Why Rosé Season Is The BEST Season
Rosé is the Boone’s of adult ladyhood. But now, instead of barfing it up in a fraternity party basement, you’ll barf it up in the comfort of your very own over-mortgaged home.
The 5 Critical Habits Of Consistently Mediocre People
When your alarm goes off, snooze 6-7 times.
29 Thoughts Actually Going Through The Heads Of Rushees During Sorority Rush
3. Wow this house looks like it barfed Pinterest.
Unpopular Opinion: Gimme More Blurred Lines
Since the debut of Robin Thicke’s infamously erotic Blurred Lines song and video earlier this summer, there has been mass amounts of media attention and a resounding feminist backlash.
5 Reasons Being Married Is Awesome
Every-night-slumber-party-mania is a blast. Once you realize that most people in the world suck, you want to maximize your time with those few that don’t suck, particularly one that shares your newly-formed toilet DNA.
6 Unfortunate Things You Should Know About Sexting With Me
That picture of my boobs? I didn’t just take that for you. It was taken 6 months ago and sent to my entire roller derby team.